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英语小笑话篇1 英语小笑话 The poor husband "You can’t imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife，" the man plained to his friend。 "She asks me a question， then answers it herself， and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong。 可怜的丈夫 “你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自我回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。” 英语小笑话篇2 "Tom, whats the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "Hes crying." "Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "Im eating my cake. He is crying because I wont give him any." "But has he finished his own cake?" "Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that." "汤姆，你弟弟怎么了？" 妈妈在厨房里问。"他在哭。" "没事儿，妈妈，" 汤姆答道。"我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因为我不给他吃。" "他已经吃完自己的了么？" "是的。" "我帮他吃完时，他也哭了。" 英语小笑话篇3 我根本就看不见 After supper， the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests。 At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV， "Honey， go see if the kitchen light is on or not?" After a while， her son returnedand said， "Ma， the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all。" 晚饭后，父亲和母亲都忙着和客人玩麻将，这时母亲忽然想起点儿事来，便对正在看电视的儿子说道：“宝贝，去看看厨房里的灯是不是还开着呢?” 过了一会儿，儿子回来说：“妈，厨房里太黑了，我根本就看不见。” 英语小笑话 英语小笑话篇4 英语小笑话 Does the dog know the proverb， too? The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog。 "It’s all right，" said a gentleman， "don’t be afraid。 Don’t you know the proverb: Barking dogs don’t bite?" 本文来源：https://www.dywdw.cn/8c77ea744b2fb4daa58da0116c175f0e7cd119d5.html
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2023-12-27
